Posts made in March, 2012

Telephone conversation between David Cameron and Francis Maude – Before panic at the petrol stations

Telephone conversation between David Cameron and Francis Maude – Before panic at the petrol stations

David Cameron:  Hello Francis. Hope you are well. Francis Maude: Oh hello David. How jolly nice to hear from you. What can I do for you old boy? David Cameron: Well you know all this talk about cash for access, and accepting donations for favours. And how I have to reveal all the people I invited to Downing St for Dinner. Someone is going to smell a rat soon. Francis Maude: Oh yes terrible...

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GPS to predict the dreaded arrival of the mother in law

GPS to predict the dreaded arrival of the mother in law

Professor Kuryia Wananake of Hokidoki University in Japan. Believes he has found a way to predict the arrival of mother in laws. By analysing GPS signals and measuring electrical discharge content in the atmosphere, he has found a way to warn men and women of the impending dangers of the dreaded mother in law visiting the house. He said “When a mother in law sets out of the house she is on a...

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Government urges drug dealers to implement a minimum price for all drug sold.

Government urges drug dealers to implement a minimum price for all drug sold.

The government have asked all drug dealers to create minimum pricing plans. For the illegal drugs that they sell. Tobacco, alcohol and cannabis. Have long been known as the 3 major “gateway drugs” The government say they are tackling the tobacco and alcohol industry by increasing the prices. But they have no control over cannabis and other illegal drugs. So they are pleading with all known...

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Hosepipe Ban In England: Welsh rugby supporters offer help

Hosepipe Ban In England: Welsh rugby supporters offer help

Welsh Rugby supporters have offered to help parts of southern and eastern England. Cope with the impending hosepipe ban. Members of Trederwyn rugby club in the Rhondda Valleys. have said they are willing to travel to England by bus, and urinate where needed. Whether it be a garden, swimming pool or a bucket to wash the car. Iestyn Price the secretary of Trederwyn rugby club said “All the boys...

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Oprah secures interview with the second coming of Christ.

Oprah secures interview with the second coming of Christ.

Award winning Chat show host Oprah Winfrey has secured yet another exclusive interview. With the second coming of Christ. Hollywood sources have revealed the interview will be shown worldwide within days of his arrival. Oprah is said to be very excited at the prospect of chatting to the “Main Man J.C.” According to Prophecy. December 2012 will herald the end of the world. But before the end...

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