Posts by carlo5

America mistakes International space station for ISIS

America mistakes International space station for ISIS

American troops accidentally destroy the International Space Station believing it to be ISIS. Unconfirmed reports coming from Washington have described how America launched a rocket into space armed with missiles and have destroyed the International Space Station. A spokesperson from the Whitehouse said “ We did a search on our database for anything with the words IS, ISIS or ISIL and...

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Diary of a dole bum – January 24th

Diary of a dole bum – January 24th

Monday 24th January Woke up first of all at 9 o’clock, had a fag then went back to sleep, then I woke up at 1 o’clock just in time for neighbours. Went downstairs the fire was out, my stepfather had left a note for me on the mantelpiece…. Carl, Light the fire and clean up the mess from the bin on the road, people are complaining it’s too full. P.S. Some people dream with their eyes open,...

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Me versus the moth

Me versus the moth

I was sitting quietly thinking to myself as I often do, I enjoy my own company more than the company of other people I think it’s because I have so much in common with me. Anyway there was a moth flying around the light bulb banging against it and flapping it’s mothy wings, and as you may or may not know moths are telepathic they can read peoples thoughts, though they can’t read other moths...

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We buy any car

We buy any car

    It was June 1990 me and Rob (I will say me & Rob rather than Rob and I, because Rob and I sounds to posh) were doing disco’s we had a set of technics SL1210’s some really loud speakers and a few lights, that’s all we needed but there was one problem we didn’t have a car, so we used to ask friends to give us lifts to whatever place that had booked us for the night and...

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Man with white van fed up of being accused of trying to steal dogs

Man with white van fed up of being accused of trying to steal dogs

  Delivery driver Leighton Keanes has just about had enough of being accused of trying to steal dogs every time he goes out in his white van. He has been chased out of streets, had stones thrown at his van and has even been verbally abused and threatened. He blames Facebook for the rise in the attacks and people thinking that every white van they see in the street is out to steal dogs. He...

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