America mistakes International space station for ISIS

America mistakes International space station for ISIS

American troops accidentally destroy the International Space Station believing it to be ISIS. Unconfirmed reports coming from Washington have described how America launched a rocket into space armed with missiles and have destroyed the International Space Station. A spokesperson from the Whitehouse said “ We did a search on our database for anything with the words IS, ISIS or ISIL and...

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Man with white van fed up of being accused of trying to steal dogs

Man with white van fed up of being accused of trying to steal dogs

  Delivery driver Leighton Keanes has just about had enough of being accused of trying to steal dogs every time he goes out in his white van. He has been chased out of streets, had stones thrown at his van and has even been verbally abused and threatened. He blames Facebook for the rise in the attacks and people thinking that every white van they see in the street is out to steal dogs. He...

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New Zealand woman in Facebook appeal to find Welsh father

New Zealand woman in Facebook appeal to find Welsh father

  New Zealand woman in Facebook appeal to find Welsh father Christina Price aged 27 from New Zealand is hoping that the power of social networking will help to find the father she has never met. The only information she has to go on is that her mother met him in July 1988 at the Con club in Aberdare, and he was drinking Bow & Black. Christina’s mother and grand parents emigrated to New...

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America Tells Europe. Give us the Eurovision and we’ll give you dollars.

President Obama has handed an olive branch to the Eurozone members and pledged. If America were allowed to perform in the next Eurovision Song Contest, the United States would provide members of the Eurozone with as much financial support as they needed. Speaking at the Whitehouse, Mr Obama said that the US would support Europe with “however many dollars it needed to get them out of the hole...

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Cher but not Cher alike – Cheryl Cole in trouble with name change

Cher the legendary singer from the sixties, with such hits as “If I could turn back time.” And “I got you babe.” Has contacted Cheryl Cole’s management to advise the tiny pop star, not to go any further with her name changes or she will face a lawsuit. A spokeswoman for Cher said, “ We heard recently that Cheryl Cole will now be known as Cheryl, and that is fine by us. But we are...

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Queens Jubilee. Tax man tells unemployed to pay up.

Unemployed people across the U.K have woken up to letters from the tax office, demanding that they pay a small contribution towards the recent Queens Jubilee concert. After examining the viewing figures for the celebrations, it was pointed out to the tax office, that out of the 9 million people who enjoyed the concert at home, at least 1.6 million of them were unemployed and therefore did not...

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