Diary of a dole bum – January 24th

Diary of a dole bum – January 24th

Monday 24th January Woke up first of all at 9 o’clock, had a fag then went back to sleep, then I woke up at 1 o’clock just in time for neighbours. Went downstairs the fire was out, my stepfather had left a note for me on the mantelpiece…. Carl, Light the fire and clean up the mess from the bin on the road, people are complaining it’s too full. P.S. Some people dream with their eyes open,...

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Me versus the moth

Me versus the moth

I was sitting quietly thinking to myself as I often do, I enjoy my own company more than the company of other people I think it’s because I have so much in common with me. Anyway there was a moth flying around the light bulb banging against it and flapping it’s mothy wings, and as you may or may not know moths are telepathic they can read peoples thoughts, though they can’t read other moths...

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We buy any car

We buy any car

    It was June 1990 me and Rob (I will say me & Rob rather than Rob and I, because Rob and I sounds to posh) were doing disco’s we had a set of technics SL1210’s some really loud speakers and a few lights, that’s all we needed but there was one problem we didn’t have a car, so we used to ask friends to give us lifts to whatever place that had booked us for the night and...

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Would you Adam and Eve it

Once upon a time there were two people, one was called Adam and the other one was called Eve, Adam was a man and Eve was a woman. They lived in a place called the Garden of Eden, it was a really nice place with plants and trees and beautiful scenery, there were no high rise buildings or motorways and they didn’t even have a Mcdonalds, but despite this they were both happy.   God owned the...

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Good rave but close shave

Me and Rob were living in my stepfathers house and were skint as usual, there was a big night coming up down the Night Owl in Tenby, Colin Dale was the guest DJ, we had heard him play a few times before and he was  wicked it was guaranteed to be a good night everyone was going and that included us, we just had the small problem of finding money to get there, which we always managed somehow. And...

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Marvellous at Pontins

I was working in a Pontins holiday camp, as a waiter. I had been there for 6 months of a 10-month contract. I will probably write another story, on how I ended up working at Pontins, but for now this can be like a sub story of it. There were 8 waiters in total, and each of us would serve 24 people or guests as we called them. It was a big dining room, with a salad bar at one end, and a pianist...

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